Thursday, 12 December 2013

A letter to Woolworths

Dear Woolworths,

I recently returned to FNQ after an absence from my home and discovered that my old and much loved coffee machine had succumbed to humidity and the thermostat become dysfunctional.

I visited your store nearest me but alas couldn't find even an interim replacement coffee plunger. Never mind who could possibly resist a half price $49 coffee capsule machine? Not me!

Sadly, the coffee it produces from Woolworths Select capsules is bitter nasty shit! What, do you think this is the USA or something when it comes to coffee?

Can you advise an appropriate disposal method for the machine and are the capsules designed for any alternative use? Veterinary suppositories perhaps?

Best regards,

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